I am embarrassed to say that I could easily eat 12kg of chocolate in a year, in fact I think I would definitely eat more than 12kg of chocolate a year no doubt about it.

Sometimes I laugh when I see you add another 300g to the chocolate scale each month or so because my chocolate intake is ridiculous compared to you. This no doubt explains why you guys are so slim and fit and I am …… not.

But hey, somebody has to help keep Whittaker’s in business!